简介：SoAlexanderLoReiplaysanAmericancopwithhisnormalonscreenpartner,EugeneThomas.TheFiveElementNinjahassethimupandnowhehastobecomethesuperninja.HavingtonsoftrainingbeforeasaninjaandwiththegreatJackLongashismaster,heismorethanreadytotakeonallcomers. Thismoviewassofreakingweird,butHIGHLYenjoyable.Namemethelasttimeyouyousawaguybreakoutofthepoicestationinagreatninjaflick.Alexanderplowsthroughatonofcopsandfacesplentyofninjasinthisclassic. Directedbythesameguywhodid'NinjaHunter',WuKuoJen,wegetalltheareasof80'sexploitation.Theninjacouldnothavebeenmuchbetter.JackLongissadlyinhisweakestroleIhaveseenbutitisstillnicetoseehimnonetheless.Onethinginthismoviesurprisedmebeyondbelief. DorisLung,afightingbeautyfrom'MasteroftheFlyingGuillotine'and'AlongComesATiger'starsasLoRei'sboyfriend.Herdadendsupbecomingthemainpointoftheplotbuttheplotisnotwhatweareworriedabout,right?DorisLunghasa5minutesexscenethatactuallyisanotchoversoftcore. IhadalwaysdreamedofseeingmyfavoritefemalestarslikeLi-Li-LiandBrigitteLininascenelikethisbutnowIamnotsosure.YouwillgetallofDoristhatyouwantedandmaybeabitmorebutitreallyjustseemedwrongtome.Alsothisisherlastlistedcredit.ItisveryinterestingthatinHongKongcinema,anactresswillNEVERexposeherselfexceptmaybealittlebutofthebooty. Let'sjustsaythatifsheworkedagainafteramovielikethis,shewouldhavebeenthefirst.Alright,nowthesexsceneactuallyhelpssetthetonefortherestofthemovie.Prettygrimandreal(excepttheninjasofcourse). WilliamYenisoneofthe5ninjasandgetsinabitofcomedyattheendbutotherthanthatthismovieisallaboutthedesperationandthebloodandgutsofLoRei.Andofcoursethemajorcheeseplaysamajorfactor.…