简介：Adown-on-his-luckmovieagent(BillyCrystal)goestoamoviesiteinRomaniatobewithhisonlyclient,hisformerpaperboy.Butoncehegetsthere,thekidtellshimheisgettingabigtimeagentandthatheisfired.Despondent,theagentroamsthecountrysideuntilhelosescontrolofhiscarandoverturnsintoapondwhereheseeminglyisgoingtodrownuntilapairofgigantichandspullshimfreeofthecar.Laterheawakensinamonasteryanddiscoversthata7-1/2'man(NBAplayerGheorgeMuresan)rescuedhim.MoneydancesinfrontoftheagentashefigureswaystogethimbacktoAmericaandintothemovies.ThegiantisonlyinterestedingettingtoGalluptoseehischildhoodgirlfriend.FirsttheagentgetshimasmallroleintheRomanian-filmedmoviewhichearnshisplanefare.ThenhetakeshimtoLasVegaswhereheconvincesStevenSeagal(inacameoashimself)toincludethegiantinanewactionfilm.WrittenbyJohnSacksteder{[email protected]}…