简介：DEATHWARRIOR(84)akaOlumSavascisi.HolysweetscreamingmotherofJesus!Hereisundoubtedlythetrashiest,craziest,mostinsanelyobscureandludicrousTurcofreakoutofthemall.Anybody’sguessastohowmanyzerobudgethorror/action/kungfu/ninjamoviesthismonstrositywasstitchedtogetherfrombuttheendresultmakeseventheworstGodfreyHocutandpasterlooklikeamodelofcontinuitybycomparison.Oneminutehoodedninjaswithgiantplywoodswordsarerunningaroundpeople’sbackyardsinbroaddaylightdrowningwomeninswimmingpools,thenextCuneytArkin’sgoingmanoamanowithsomeacrobaticallyimpairedmartialartisteinanopenfield.Thenthecamera’sflyingthroughthewoodsalaTheEvilDead,peopleareracingaroundkickingeachotheroffthebacksofmotorcycles,someguygetskilledwithaplayingcardtotheneck,therearekillerplantsandafurryhandedmummyninja,Arkin’sattackedbyawomanwhoturnsintoakillertoad,andonandonandonuntilyou’recertainyourhead’sgoingtoexplode...butinagoodway.Wefullyexpecteditalltoendinagiantstockfootagenuclearfireballbutthatwould’vebeentooeasy!Justwaituntilyouseewhattheycameupwithinstead!Ho!Ho!Seriouslyfolks,notonlydoweimploreyoutobuythisthingbutwealsorecommendthatbeforewatchingityouswingbythelocalgradeschoolandbuyacoupleoffattiesfromsomeskaterkid‘cuzthisone’sworthgoingoffyoursobrietyfor.…