简介：Workingashenchmantotheleadsingerofthevampirerockgroup"Plasma",ReedBuccholz's[MexErkiletian]jobhasdefinitehighpoints,likefindingsexygirlstobringhomeforAnthony[YanBirch]andbeingabletophotographandhavesexwiththeirblood-drainedbodiespriortodisposingoftheminthemorgueofthehospitalwhereReedholdsadaytimejobasanurse.VampirehunterVanessaHelsing[MonicaBaber]hasdedicatedherlifetodestroyingvampires,inparticularAnthony,thevampirewhokilledherfamousfather.Sofar,shehasmanagedtodestroySethandTobin,theband'sleadguitaristanddrummer,butshehasn'tgottentoAnthonyyet. Oneday,VanessarunsintoReedatthehospital.RecognizinghimasAnthony'smanager,shefollowshimtoAnthony'shouse.FortunatelyforAnthony,hehearsVanessasneakingaroundandlaysatrapforher.Withherdyingbreath,VanessainstructsAnthonytolookinherbackpackwherehefindsabottleofAZTpills,amedicationusedtofighttheAIDSvirus.WorriedthathemighthavecontactedAIDSfromVanessa'sblood,AnthonyasksReedtogethimabloodtest.Itcomesbackpositive...arealblowforAnthony,whosinksintoagranddepression.HefeelsevenworsewhenLenore[P.K.Phillips],hismaker,explainshowhewillslowlywasteawayuntilsomeonefindshisbald,shriveledbodyandpronounceshimdead(noheartbeat),andheisburiedalivetolivetherestofhislifeinthedarkwiththewormsgnawingonhim. Afterdeliveringthatpleasantnews,LenorepaysavisittoVanessa,whoisjustawakeningasavampire.WhatVanessaforgot,Lenoreexplains,isthatshewasbittenbybothSethandTobin,makingAnthonyherthirdbiter.NowVanessaisoneofthem.HeronlyrecourseistokillAnthony,andreversethecurse.VanessaattemptstodestroyAnthony,butReedintervenesandkillsVanessa.Theystoreherbodyintheguestcoffinuntilsuchtimeastheycanburyit. Beforehedies,Anthonyhasbutonerequest--togosailingonReed'sboat.Theboyshaveagreatevening,Anthonyplayingcaptain,andReedlearningathingortwoaboutsailing.Aftertheirnightonthewater,Anthonysitsoutinthemorningsunandkillshimself,muchtoReed'ssorrow. WorriedthathemightalsohavecontactedAIDS,Reedhashadhisbloodtested,too.Itcameupnegative,butthescareisenoughtoturnhimofftonecrophilia.Instead,heturnsdownajobworkingasLenore'srenfieldandasksBeth[ColleenMoore](alabtechnicanwithacrushonhim)toquitherjobandgosailingaroundtheworldwithhimonhisboat.Bethagrees,andthetwoofthemgoofftogether,arminarm,singing,"Inthejungle,themightyjungle,thelionsleepstonight..."…