简介：Bolt,aBritishlinguist,developsauniversallanguage,sohe’sasuddensensationandreceivesaNobelprize.Anambitiousdiplomat,capitalizingonBolt’scelebrity,arrangesfortheU.S.tocommissionastatueforaLondonsquaretohonorBolt’sachievement.Bolt’sItalianwife,arenownedartist,sculptsan18-footnudeofBolt.Inapique,becausehe’sneglectedherforyearstodohiswork,shegivesthestatueaspectacularphallus,tellingBoltthathewasn’titsmodel.Thinkinghe’sacuckold,Boltgoesonajealoussearchforamanmatchingthestatue.Thediplomat,too,wantschangesinthestatuetoprotecthisconservativeimage.Canartandlovereconcile?…