简介：Eachepisodeisthemedaroundacertainsubject.ThefollowingepisodeorderisaccordingtotheDVDwhichhaditscontentssignificantlyreshuffledfromtheoriginalbroadcasttimeline. Episode1-Twats Armandoworriesaboutlookinglikeatwatinfrontofotherpeople.Heworriesaboutwhatotherpeoplethinkabouthim,judginghimbyhisappearance,whathethinksandhislackoffootballknowledge.Heevenworriesaboutamanknownfortellingbrilliantjokes,whoisappearingathisnextdinnerpartyandinfrontofwhomhemayappearfoolish. Episode2-Work Armandoclaimsthatalmosteveryonemadeawrongdecisionaroundeightyearsago,whichexplainswhytheyendupwithterriblejobs.Fromclownsbecomingteachers,tosnifferdogsdecidingtogotoBangkokonanimpulse,itappearstheonlypersonArmandoknowswhotrulylikestheirjobishisbarber. Episode3-Communication Armandorealisesthatmostpeopledonottalktoeachother,whichiswhypeopleendupgoingtolandfillsafternailingthemselvesintoDIYcupboards.Moreproblemsariseintheformofracistpolicehorses,andevenabrideusingaracistaccentduringhermarriagetoherIndianhusband. Episode4-Imagination Armandobelievesthattheimaginationisawonderfulthing,allowingustocomeupwithanyimage,suchasthecastofCatsbeingshotatdawn.Everyoneattemptstotrytobecomemoreimaginative,suchasprofanegardeningandimprovingsuicidenotes.However,thegreatestworryispeoplestarvingtodeathduetotherebeingtoomanygolfsales. Thisepisodewasoriginallyairedlastintheseries,providingasurprisinglyfittingconclusioninwhichArmando,bytauntinganimalswithvarioushumaninventions,seemstohaveaccidentallytaughtthemhowtotakeovertheworld. Episode5-TimePassing Withtimepassingevermorequickly,Armandoworriesaboutgrowingolder.HeadmiresHughforkeepingthepastalive,butpanicsaboutturningintooneoftheoldmenwithbushyeyebrowsthatgavehimnightmaresasachild.Onlyonemancansavechildreninlaterlife-"Armando-TheGreatAdult!" Episode6-Neighbours Armandowantstoknowwhathisneighboursarereallylike.Hediscoverswhattheythinkofeachother,theirprejudices,andonewoman'sexperiencewithherstolendresses,nowbeingwornbypeoplelikeEddieIzzard.Evenneighboursfromouterspacecanbeveryrude. Episode7-Morality Armandoisworriedaboutpeople'smorality.Whilstonepriestinspireshiscongregationsomuchtheywillnotleavehimalone,anothershowspornographicmasses.Armandostartstowonderifthereisanythingwedowhichisnotevil,ashediscoverswhensomeprotestersattackhimforputtingsomethinginsomeoneelse'sbin. Episode8-Reality Armandohastroublesleeping,fromhisfridgemakingasoundofatrumpet,beingbeatenupbyanintruder,andhisrecurringnightmareinvolvinghismostdreadedexpression,"ExceptforthoseviewersinScotland,whohavetheirownprogramming."…