简介：Goldbergisshortandthin.Hewearsglasses.He'slonely.He'samediocrecomputerprogrammerthatlivesinTelAvivandspendsmostofhisenergysearchingonlineforagirlfriend.HisonlyfriendisAudrey,hisbelovedfemaledog.Eisenbergisathug.Tall,fat,approachingmiddleageandnotcompletelysane.HespendshisdaysslouchingaroundMeirPark,harassinginnocentbystandersanddoingbusinesswithpettythievesandsmall-timecriminals.Unfortunatelythetwocrosspaths,andEisenbergdecidesthattheyshouldstarthangingout.Butsomethinginhisdemeanorsaysthathewantstobemuchmorethanjustfriends...Goldbergtriestoavoidhim,butEisenberg'spresenceiseverywhere:hisapartment,hisdatinglife,evenhisnightmares.WhenEisenbergthreatensGoldberg'sbeloveddogherealizeshemustleavehismannersbehind,buthisactionsback-fireandeventsspinoutofcontrol.GoldbergisunwillinglydrawnintoEisenberg'sbizarreworld,aworldofpettythieves,...…