简介：HanscallshisgirlfriendHeinz,whichtellsyoueverythingyouneedtoknowabouttheirrelationship.They'reatypicalcouplewho'restuckinarutaftereightyears.HansworksatacopyshopandHeinzisanactressrelegatedtovoicingacartoonstoplight.Ontheiranniversary,theygotothemovies.It'saromance.Butthesparkonscreenjustdoesn'tstrikethem.WhenHansgivesHeinz'sexherphonenumberinsteadofputtingupafightoverher,Heinz'alarmbellsgooff:Howcanthisbelove?Theydecidetomakealistofeverythingthatmakesupareallove:Romance,desire,passion,jealousy,drama-deepfeelings,inotherwords.HansandHeinzmethodicallystartcheckingofftheirlistandrealize:Reallifeisnothinglikethemovies.…