简介：ThehostfortheepisodeisGeorgeCarlin,andthemusicalguestsareBillyPrestonandJanisIan.Theskitsforthisepisodeareasfollows:anESLteachersteadilyloseshistemperwhenastudentrepeatshiseveryword.NewDadInsuranceoffersbereavedfamiliesanewfathertotaketheplaceoftheirdeceasedone.Adistraughtrapevictiminacourtroomdescribestheattacker'swordsinwriting,whichthenconfusesaninattentivejurist.AndyKaufmannsingsalongwithaMightyMouserecord.Areporterinterviewsthevictimofasharkbitewho,despitehisclaimstothecontrary,obviouslystillhasallhislimbs.Twomen,claimingtobeamarriedcouple,discussthebenefitsofanewvitaminproductcalledJamitol.Amockadforpain-relieverTriopeninplaysuptheproduct'schild-proofcaps.AlbertBrookspresentsadocumentarytitled"TheImpossibleTruth,"inwhichhepresentsseveralshockingnewsstories.Inthematernitywardofahospitalforbees,fatherbeesanxiouslywaittofindoutiftheirchildrenwillbedronesorworkers.TheAcademyofBetterCareersofferspeopleanexcitingnewlifeansweringtelephones.ValriBromfieldpresentsamonologueasavolleyballcoachgivingsomeverypersonaladvicetoherplayersbeforeagame.InamockcommercialparodyingLarkcigarettes,atruckrollsthroughtownaskingpeopletoshowtheirguns.Ahomesecuritysysteminstallerbreaksintoacouple'shomeandscaresthemtodeathtodemonstratehowmuchtheyneedanalarminstalled.Finally,anothermockcommercialpresents3-bladedrazorsasanabsolutehouseholdnecessity.Duringtheshow,GeorgeCarlinperformsmonologuesonbluefood,religion,baseballvs.football,andotherobservations.DuringtheWeekendUpdate,ChevyChasereportsaboutPresident'sFordbumpinghisheadandEmperorHirohitovisitingDisneyland.BillyPrestonperforms"NothingfromNothing"and"FancyLady,"whileJanisIanperforms"AtSeventeen"and"IntheWinter".…