简介：Anerdyprofessorwhohasnoluckwithwomenbuildsbeautifulfemalerobotstosatisfyhissexualdesires. Feministsbeware!HowToMakeADoll,agratuitous,slapstick,science-fictionsexfantasyfromHERSCHELLGORDONLEWIS,willleaveyouaghast!PercyCorley(ROBERTWOOD),abrilliantbutnerdy,bespectacledmathematicianislostwhenitcomestherelationshipofBandG-boysandgirls,thatis!"Girlsdon'twantanythingtodowithacreeplikeme!"hetellshismother(ahideouslygarishELIZABETHDAVIS,whoalsoplayedthecrazyoldladyinTheGruesomeTwosome). PercydriveshislittleredclowncartovisitcolleagueDr.West(JIMVANCE)whohasjustinventedasupercomputerthatcanmakeanythingtheywant.(Thesci-filabsetisjustaboutonthesameartisticlevelasthespaceshipinSpaceThing,sopreparetoseelotsofclunkyapparatus,blinkinglights,woodpaneling,corrugatedplastic,puffsofsmoke,annoyingsounds,andpunchcardsgalore.It'sthefuture,baby!)Afteraseriesofprogrammingmishaps(whichresultinabunnyrabbitandthenatransvestite)Percycomesupwithanequationfortheperfectwoman:blonde,bikini-clad,robotic,andhornyashell.Sheinstantlymaulshim.Westwastesnotimeinmakinghisownvoracioussexmachineandhasagoodol'timeuntiltheoldmanhasaheartattackanddecidestoliveinthesupercomputerwiththegals,thusgainingimmortality. WithDr.Westashisvirtualguide,Percybecomesanascot-wearingCasanovawhensittingunderahairdryerandexperienceshimselfsurroundedbybeautifulwomeninvariousscenarios.Hegetstomakeoutwitheachofthegalsinhislo-techfantasyworld.Butanelectroniclovelifejustisn'tenoughforhim.PercywantsTheRealThing,butthegalsprotestandemergefromthecomputerchanting,"Weloveyou,weloveyou,"inaNightOfTheLivingDeadsortofway.Hedestroysthefembotsbyrippingupeachoftheirpunchcards,reprogramsthecomputertokeepDr.Westhappy,andaccidentallybreakshisglasses,leavinghimblindasabat. Visionimpaired,Percymeetsplain-janegraduatestudentAgnesandtheyhititoff.ButJustwhenyouthinktruelovehastriumphed,malechauvinismrearsitsuglyheadandthesmart,homelygalisturnedintoabeautiful,brainlessbunnywhenPercymakesawish,andeveryonelivehappilyeverafter. DefinitelyapieceofpanderouspopfromthelateSixtiesthatrevelsinitspoliticalincorrectness,HowToMakeaDollalsofeaturesanotherFlorida-based,low-budgetauteurinitscast.PlayingAgnes'fatherinnoneotherthatBRAEGRINTER(billedas"BrettJasonMerriman"),directorofthepro-Christian,chicken-monster-on-drugs-film,BloodFreak,andtheVeronicaLakemaggotepicFleshFeast.Obviously,Herschellwasaninspiration.…