简介：TheducksandchickensnextdooreyetheCaptain'sgardencovetouslythroughapoorlymendedfence.TheCaptain,armedwithaboard,isstandingguard(butnotfixingthefence).Hefallsasleep,andthepoultryattack,strippingthegardenmethodically.WhentheCaptaincomesafterthem,theylockhimintoashed.Hegetsout,andfetcheshisshotgun.Thatstopsthem,andtheydroptheirbooty,untiltheCaptainsetshisgundowntocollecttheveggies;thebirdsallrushin,snatchthemback,andslamthegate.Exceptthere'sastraggler:onetinychickstrugglingwithahugetomato.TheCaptaincatcheshim,andeventhoughthechickputsthetomatoback,theCaptaingiveshimacutelittlespanking.Thechickrunshomeandtellsdaddy(ofcourse,inhisversion,thechickwasasaint);thewordispassedtoever-largerroosters,untilonethat'sevenlargerthantheCaptaingoestosettlethescore.Aftersomeposturing,theyfight(tothestormsequencefromtheWilliamTellOverture).TheCaptainisknockedout,andawakestodiscoveritwasadream,buthe'sstillgottheoriginalbattlewiththepoultry-onehefinallylosesasheknocksdownthefence.…