简介：AgroupofRussians,aChineseterroristgroupandaJapaneseninjaaretryingtocaptureaJapaneseWWIIscientistandstealhisformulaforgermwarfare. ThetitlecharacterisnotAmerican,notacommando,andonlyjustbarelyqualifiesasaninja.Hegetssentonmissiontostealbackadangerousbiochemicalweaponwhichhasbeenstolenbyanunspecifiedgroupofterrorists.UponarrivinginAmerica(which,Imightadd,looksremarkablysimilartowhatwasJapanonlymomentsearlier),hemeetsupwithamanwhomistobeally,butatfirsttheyfight,givingtheACNachancetoshowoffhisdisappearingabilities,aspecialeffectcomprisedoffilmcuts. Atthispointtheplotlosesme,butinallhonestytheonlyreasonIknowaboutthechemicalweaponsplotpartwasbecauseIreadthebackoftheboxaftertakingitback.Iwaslaughingtoohardandtooconfusedbythemixtureofbadactingandincrediblecheapnesstofollowwhattinyplottherewas.Theunintentionallaughsareplentiful.Boggleasyouwitnessa"ninja"(!?)inbrightlimegreenslacksandfloweryshirtsneakintoabuilding.RecoilinterrorasyourealizethatthefilmmakerscouldonlyaffordONEblankbulletfortheentireendsequence.…