简介：ReviewedBy:DavidStanners MargheritaisanItaliandivacaughtinaménageatriosplusone.That'llbeaménageaquatrethen?Somethinglikethat. Itsoundssopromising,butFerreri'slittleItalianrompisneitherfunnynormeaningful.Asonemayexpect,though,beingItalianitdoesmanagetoknockoutafairbitofstyle,witharathersultry,suavefemalelead(CarollBaker)playingdeviousseductress,Margherita.Spoiltforchoice,sheisunabletodecideonwhichofherthreeloversshereallywants.OnawhimshetakesofftovisitherfriendMario(WilliamBerger)inCroatia,whopersuadeshertoinviteallthreeovertogethersoshecanpickherfavourite. Firstupthere'sGianni(GastoneMoschin),asugardaddywithdeeppocketsandgoodconnections.RecentlydumpedwhenhetriestotietheknotwithMargherita,heisindirectcompetitionwithMike(MichelLeRoyer),asomewhatyounger,ruggedlyhandsome,blonde-beardedwildcardofamanwithaneyepatchandaleopardforapet.LastandprobablyleastisloverNo.3,Gaetano(RenatoSalvatori),bespectacledandsquarestofallbutbestdressed,suitedandbootedinItaly'sfinest. SlowlyMargheritaplaysoneoffagainsttheotherwithsometriedandtestedfemalemindgames,causingbelowthebeltpunchesandhighelbowsintheboyscamp.FirstturningonMarioforcolludingwithherinsettingthemup,aseachbelievedtheyhadbeeninvitedalone.Asthetestosteronedrivesthefight,theyturnoneachother,competinghammerandtongsforherwarpedaffection.Butpocoapoco,havingbeingpushedbeyondtheirlimits,shetiresthemout.Scratchingtheirheadsattheirnaivestupidity,theymakeaU-turnanddeviseacunningplanofretributionforthequeenofcocktease. Shotin1967,aroundthetimetheFrenchhadmadetheménageatroisthemeascommonasbreakfastthemorningafter,MarcoFerrerimakeslightofthebusinessoffemalesexualpromiscuity.Borderingonthefarcical,TheHaremdoesn'thaveenoughtosustainitasadecentsexualromp.Withnexttonoplot,it'suptothecharacterstoleadfromthefront,andalthoughCarollBakerisperfectlycast,sinceFerrerihasgoneforrompinsteadoftheheavysetscriptofsayJulesetJim-tomakeadistantanalogy-hischaractersresemblecartoonstripswithoutthehilarity.ImaginetheCarryOnfilmswithoutthesmuttyhumour.Eh,Idon'tthinkso. Styleisnothingwithoutsubstance,andTheHaremisjustthat.Whiletheendingisjustandfair,thetransportingvehicleisaFerrariwithaFiatengine.…