简介：24yearoldQueeniepreferstheslumsoftheEastVillageinManhattantoherparentsmulti-milliondollarestateinWestchester.Awackycharacterwhoplayspranksoneveryone,QueenieworksasasocialworkerwithkidswhileunsuccessfullypursuinganactingcareerinNewYork.Horaceisamiddle-agedex-copwholivesbyhimselfinthesameneighborhood.Havingbeendiagnosedbyhisdoctorasterminalwithonlyafewmonthstolive,Horacestartsgoingtoashrinkandtriestofindmeaningtohislife,atwhichpointhemeetsQueenie,whotakeshimonawhirlwindofaride,beforetheyfinally,trulyfindoneanother.Horace'smilieualsoincludesMarthaandSpencer,amarriedcoupleofex-gangstersnowlivingamundanelifesupplementingtheirincomebythrowingoccasionalS&Morgiesforafewdollars.Queenie'scrowdincludesSkip,herfiancé,anambitiousWallStreetbroker,andherbestfriend,Tzocki,whoisabouttobemarried.WrittenbyAnonymous…