简介：SomewhereinReno,Nevada,handsomelow-lifeRickyHersheyliesinbedpuffingajoint.Hisreverieisinterruptedbyagangofmask-wearingthugswhoburstin.TheywarnhimoffhisaffairwithSylviaWhimper.Sylvia,yousee,isengagedtoSebastianStempel-Garamond,arisingexecutive.Herrichbully-boyfather,HarryWhimper,regardstheunionasacorporatemergerandnothingsgoingtostophimstagingthebiggest,gaudiestweddinginhistory. HarryandRickysmutualdislikeisamplifiedbyahistoricalfeud.Pops,Rickysfather,maynowbeawheelchair-boundreligiousnut,buthewasonceinvolvedinsomeshadyactivitywithHarry.ThewayRickyseesit,Popswasruinedbytimespentinprison,whichheservedasHarrysfallguy.ThismakeshimallthemoredeterminedtorunoffwithHarrysprideandjoyhisdarlingdaughter. Tooclosetoherforcedmarriage,SylviaknowsshereallylovesRicky.ButsheishasbeenunabletohurtSebastianorherfather.Sothisimpossiblygorgeousyoungwomanstringsbothalong.TorturedRickyconfideshiswoesinbestfriendKilclinewho,inturn,revealsthecomplexitiesofhison-offrelationshipwithJune,ahard-nosedcareergirl. Kilcline,abusinessmanhimself,hasinfluencewiththeWhimpersandmaybeabletoactasanintermediary.ButwhenhehearsofRickyandSylviasplantoelopetoLasVegas,hefindsthathisinterestrunstoodeep. WillRickyandSylviasuccessfullyelope?WillHarryeliminateRickyonceandforall?Viaahitman,buriedmoney,existentialistphilosophy,apornstar,aUFOandacarchase,thingscometoanunusualconclusionallchorusedbyradiotalkshowhostMelvinSmarty,whoseoutrageouson-airramblingspunctuateproceedings.…