简介：FrancoisgoingbacktoschoolandCiccioishispuzzledProffesiore.Franchiclaimstoworkatnighttosupporthisfamily.Ina'clever'bitofrolereversalhisownsonkeepsputtinghimdownandforcinghimtostudyharder.ThisistheusualFranco/Ciccioroutine:theystartofwithapremiseandwhentheyhaveexhaustedallpossiblejokes,theymoveontosomethingelse.SofirstwegetseveralscenesdevelopingaredhairedschoolboycalledPierinoPiratiwhoalsonarrates(butnotthewholewaythrough).ThenthereisanothersubplotaboutprettymathteachersenoraRossiwhohasanextremelyjealousboyfriend.Bothoftheseplotsstrandafterawhileandareleftbehindtorot. TheteachersarewillingtogiveFranchettipassablegradestogetridofhim,butProfessoreIngrassiniwillnotstandforthisanddecidestotutorhimathome.Didheforgetaboutthatnightjob?TurnsoutFrancoisabitofaFagin:teachingagangofmisfitshowtopickpocket.Whenthey'graduate'theyareplanningtorobajewelerystorebehindtheschool.Doesthismeanthereissomelogictothescriptafterall?Notforlong.InbetweenwegetsomeuselessfillerupperswithaMinisterofEducationvisitingtheschoolwhiletheganggetlesionsinsafecrackingandpursesnatching(withmotorbikes).Let'scallthemtheZoomOutgangsinceeachtimetheydosomethingremotelyfunnythecamerapeoplestartzoominginandoutlikecrazy. It'snoteasytositoutawholemoviewiththetwougliestcomedianseverborn:FrancopullssomanyfaceshemakesJimCarreylooklikeBusterKeatonandCiccioisbestdescribedasanuglierversionofRonPerlmanwhoneverworksout.Anywayontothenextsketch:FranchettiuseshissisterinlawBeunettatodistract'TheBeast'buthispeskysonisplanningtotellonhim.Suddenlythewritersdecidedtohavehadenoughoflogicforawhile,sowegetalapseintolalalandinvolvingahauntedhousewhereasexyredhairedghostscaresthemintomuggingsomemore(withtheface,notthefingers).IbelievethishadsomethingtodowithFranco'salibiwhiletheZoomOutgang,nowledbyLinoBanfiwithacomboverbungletheheistontheirown.FrancoescapesonamotorcycleandleavesCicciobehind,butafteraquickcutawaytheyarebacktogetherforthefinalchasefeaturingsomeofthemostpatheticstuntseverfilmed.…