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简介:Bugsis"ExperimentalRabbit#46"inthePaulRevereFoundation(whichsportstheunlikelyslogan'Hardlyamanisnowalive').Bugslivesapamperedlife,oblivioustothefactthatascientistplansonswitchinghisbrain(oratleasthispersonality,sincenosurgeryisinvolved)withthatofachicken(saidchickenbearsnoresemblancetoMcKimson-onlycharacterFoghornLeghorn). AftergivingBugsanexamination(includingajokewhenBugsreadsthemicroscopic"AlliedTradesConsul"disclaimeronaneyechartwhentoldtoreadthebottomline),thescientistbringshimouttotheoperatingtheater,infrontofanaudienceoffellowdoctors.Bugs,ofcourse,thinkshe'sbeenbroughtouttoperform.Hepullsoutallthestops,singing,dancing,scatting(alaDannyKaye),comedyroutines(includinghisimpressionofLionelBarrymore),andmagicacts.Uponfinishingeachact,helooksaroundtoseetheunimpressed,stern-faceddoctorsinexactlythesameframepositioneachtime("Whatatoughaudience!Itain'tlikeSaintJoe!").ThescientistattemptstoretrieveBugsbutispushedaway.HestrikesBugswithahammerwhiletherabbitisinthemiddleofascatroutine,butBugsquicklyrevivesand,havingfailedastheentertainment,becomesavendorinstead,sellinghotdogstothescientists,onlytobehammeredagain.Learningthescientist'sintentions("Achicken?That'sout,Doc!Idon'twannabenochicken!"),Bugsrunsandachaseensues. Bugshidesinacloset,unawaretherewasaskeletoninthere,andcomesoutscared.Then,whenchasedintothelaboratory,hemakesanexplosivecocktailandthreatensthescientistwithit,saying:"OnemorestepandI'llblowyaup!Thiscontainsmanganese,phosphorusnitrate,lacticacidanddextrose!"Butthescientistdismissesthethreat,sayingthattheingredientsBugsmentionedaboutaretheformulaforachocolatemalt(upondrinkingthemixtureBugsrealizes,"I'mabetterscientistthanIthought").ThenhehidesnearanoxygententdisguisedasaBoyScout,leadingthescientistinthewrongdirection. Finally,Bugsisrenderedhelplesswithlaughinggasandplacedonthetable,metallicmind-switchingcapsonhimandtheratheruninterested-lookingchicken.Butatthelastminute,heswitchestheelectrodes(thoughitisrevealedattheendthatBugscutthewireconnectingtohiselectrodeinstead)andthescientistendsupcluckinglikeachicken,whilethechicken(withthescientist'smind)statesinplainEnglishhishopethattheexperimentcanbereversed("Inournextexperiment,wewillreversetheprocedure,Ihope.").Bugstellstheaudience:"LookslikeDocisavictimoffowlplay!".…