简介：Johnnyistheeager-to-pleaseASMandunderstudytoarrogantactorRogerKite,whoisduetoplayAndyWarholin'TheFifteen-MinuteFactory',anupcomingWestEndproduction.RogertreatsJohnnyabominably,forcinghimtomakehiscoffee,sorthisfanmailand-particularly-keephimawayfromthetheatre'sluckymascot,ablackcatcalledDiddly.AstheopeningnightapproachesKite'sattitudetoJohnnyworsens,causingtheyoungmantohearvoicesurginghimtopreventKitefromstarringintheopening.Andso,thankstoafaultytrapdoor,thishappens-thoughdidDiddlyalsoplayapartintheaccident?…