调戏危情

• 别名：调戏危情
• 清晰：BD
• 类型：
• 主演：大卫·阿奎特 索拉·伯奇 朱丽安娜· 玛格丽丝
• 年代：2005 / 美国 / Jay,Alaimo
• 导演：Jay Alaimo
• 国家/地区：美国
• 时长：120分钟
• 语言/字幕：国语对白 中文字幕
• 年代：2005
• 更新时间：2024-04-08 01:29:09
• 详细介绍： SLINGSHOT(2005)beginswithaflashforwardtotheclimact… SLINGSHOT(2005)beginswithaflashforwardtotheclimacticscene,withTaylor(BalthazarGetty)beggingAsh(DavidArquette)to"putdownthegun,man!"astheystandonadark,desertedcitystreetwithcopcarsbearingdownonthem.ButAshdoesn'tputdownthegun,man.Something'sbugginghimbig-time,andwhenthepolicescreechtoastop,hepointsthegunandBANG! Here'sthebadnews:inordertofindoutwhatjusthappened,orrather,whatisgoingtohappenattheendofthemovie,youhavetowatchSLINGSHOT.Ormaybeyoucouldjustfindsomeonewhohasseenitandaskthemwhathappenssoyoudon'thavetowatchit.Justlookforsomeonewhoiswanderingaroundaimlesslyinastateofextremeboredomand/ordisbelief.Chancesare,they'vejustwatchedSLINGSHOT. Nowweflashback,wayback,towhenTaylorandAshwerelittlekids,andtheypromiseeachotherthatthey'llalwaysbefriends.Ashbeansagirlwithhisslingshot,indicatingthathe'saproblemchild.ThenthelittleTaylorandAshwalkalongkickingarocktogether,andsuddenlyweflashforwardandthey'rethegrown-upTaylorandAsh,kickingwhatisprobablyadifferentrockastheyhitchhikecross-countrylookingforcarstostealandpeopletorob. Oneoftheirfavoritescamsistopickupwell-to-dohockeymomswhoaren'tgettingenoughoftheoldbone-aroofromtheirhusbandsandgohomewiththemforsomeillicits-e-x,whichallowsthemtocasethejointfromtheinsideandmakeoffwithstufftheycanfencetoabeautifulRussianclubownernamedFastBobby(SvetlanaMetkina).Ofcourse,theyexpectFastBobbytobeaguyuponmeetingher,whichisacomicideathatIfirstencounteredduringanepisodeof"PetticoatJunction"whenIwasaboutnine. AlreadyIwasbeginningtoformanintensedislikeforthesecharacterswhichwouldonlygrowstrongerasthemovielurchedforward.WhilehangingaroundaLittleLeaguehockeyrink,AshgivesaninsecurekidnamedTraceythebenefitofhisvaluablelifeexperiencewhilesharingajointwithhim.Lateron,wefindthatTracey'sbrief,magicalencounterwithAshhasactuallyhadapositive,life-changingeffectonhim,whichismeanttobeheartwarming.Ohh-kay. Meanwhile,TayloristurningonthecharmforalovelyhockeyMILFnamedKaren(JuliannaMargulies,wholookswaybetterwithoutthatBrillo-headhairstyleshesportedon"E.R.")andisinvitedbacktoherpadforsome--heh,heh--"sex."ThisprovestobesuchapleasantexperienceforTaylorthathe'sinnohurrytoransacktheplaceandblowtown,whichmakesthealreadyunstableAshveryantsy,irritable,and,yes,jealous.Taylor'shisbuddy,see--theonlypersonintheworldwhowillhaveanythingtodowithhim--andhedoesn'tlikeitwhenanyoneelsebesideshimgetstospendqualityTaylor-time. Longstoryshort,Karenturnsouttohaveacute19-year-olddaughternamedApril(ThoraBirch),andwhenTaylormeetsher,hefallshead-over-heelsinlovefasterthanBenjaminBraddockfellinlovewithMrs.Robinson'sdaughterElaineinTHEGRADUATE.Andinadevelopmentthatstrainsviewercredulitytothepointofwhiplash,AprilfallsrightbackinlovewithTaylorevenafterhetellsherwhathe'sbeenuptowithhermother.BecauseAprilisoneofthosepeoplethatexistsonlyinthemovies--abeautiful,hotyoungbabewhoisincrediblylonely. Weknowshe'slonelybecausethere'samontageofherdrivingaroundtownlookingfromsidetoside(forlove)andsittingbyherselfinacafe',barelyabletosipherFrappucino,alltothetuneofareallysadsong.So,naturally,ano-accountscamartistlikeTaylorisjustthethingtomakeheryoungheartgoalla-flutter.AndinlesstimethanittakesforherandTaylortoengageinastringofendlesslydullsceneswithsomeofthedumbestandmostpointlessdialogueeverwritten,theyplantorunofftoBrooklyntogether.Yes,Brooklyn. Butnow,withhissignificantbuddygoingallsappyforsomeoneelse,Ashfinallybeginstogoovertheedge.Hegetsagun,startsburningcigaretteholesthroughtheheadsinhisTaylor'n'Ashsnapshots,andstartsmakingwackyDavidArquetteexpressionsofemotionalturmoil.HemakesoffwithAprilonthepretenseofgoingtomeetTaylor,andstartswavinghisgunaroundasheberatesherforstealinghisonlyfriendawayfromhim.Shereactstothisbyactingasthoughsomething'svaguelyamiss.Taylorracestotherescue,leadingtotheaforementionedscenethatwasflash-forwardedtoatthestartofthemovie."Putdownthegun,man!"BANG! TosaythatSLINGSHOTisdisjointedandunevenlydirectedislikesayingCharlesMansonisalittlecoo-coo.Manyofthesceneslookandsoundlikeaseriesofslapdashscreenteststhathavebeenstrungtogether,withshakycameraworkthatgoesinandoutoffocusasittriestobe"artsy"butonlysucceedsinbeing"fartsy."ThepartwhereTaylorsolemnlytellsAprilaboutthetimeayoungAshwastraumatizedwhenhisoldmanservedhimasteamingbowlofdoggy-beefstewaftercookingthefamilydogisaparticularlyrichsliceofunintentionally-funnybathos.Tomakethingsworse,thedialogueoftensoundsasthoughtheactorswerepaidabonuseverytimetheymanagedtosqueezethe"F"wordintoeverysentencemultipletimes,whichreallygetsoldafterawhile. JuliannaMarguliesandJoelyFisherashergal-palEmmadowhattheycanwithacoupleofdopeyroles.BalthazarGetty,unfortunately,keptremindingmeofCharlieSheeninHOTSHOTSthewholetime,whileDavidArquettejustseemsbettersuitedtocomedyandshouldavoidtryingtoconveydead-seriousintensityinthefuture.AndThoraBirch'sterminally-detached"April"barelyseemstoexistinthesamedimensionastherestofthecharacters. Ifyouwanttoseeamovieaboutacoupleofdrifterswhodreamofabetterlife--onelevel-headedandrelativelyintelligent,theotherunpredictable,unstable,anddependantonhissmarterbuddytogethimthroughlife--youmightgiveOFMICEANDMENatry.SLINGSHOT,somewhatsimilarinregardtotheTaylorandAshcharactersandtheireventualfate,isabitlikesomethingJohnSteinbeckmighthavewritten--rightaftersomeonewhackedhimintheheadwithashovelfiveorsixtimes. -http://www.bumscorner.com/bumnuke/index.php?module=ProdReviews&func=showcontent&id=795 详情